Self-preservation has stopped me from ever going to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. But each year, from the safety of my office, I’d comb through the lists of the Festival’s best jokes, which included the stylings of Lou Sanders who said, “You have to think positively, for example, I don’t have a drink problem. I have a drink opportunity.”
BEST ONE LINERS IN EDINBURGH HISTORY
BEST ONE LINERS IN EDINBURGH HISTORY
BEST ONE LINERS IN EDINBURGH HISTORY
Self-preservation has stopped me from ever going to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. But each year, from the safety of my office, I’d comb through the lists of the Festival’s best jokes, which included the stylings of Lou Sanders who said, “You have to think positively, for example, I don’t have a drink problem. I have a drink opportunity.”