RANDOM ADVICE FOR 20-SOMETHING ADAM
Sometimes I dream of visiting my younger self, going back to the flat I lived in, clearing the scattered newspapers, pizza boxes and cans of Golden Circle pineapple juice off the floor, cutting the Lance Armstrong LiveStrong bracelet from my wrist, and giving myself some advice. Nothing too serious. Just some tips on navigating the shark infested waters of the future. In my fantasy, this is what I say: