We’re halfway through the Ashes. We’re sleep-deprived. And Australia lost last night. So I thought I’d cheer us up by revisiting some of the most hilarious statements and misstatements made about our beloved game. As a point of order: This is not a post where we talk about sledging. All that
There’s a few other classics:
The bowler’s Holding, the batsman’s Willy.
Gladstone Small at long on, short of neck.