Today I want to celebrate that time Catastrophe star and Twitter legend, Rob Delaney, put out a simple Tweet to his 1.5 million followers. It said: The responses were glorious. And it made me want to build a lexicon of the best Aussie insults like “champ”, “muppet”, “flog”, “mole”, “grub”, and, yes, “fuck knuckle”. That’s all I can think of off the top of my head. If you know some funny ones, whack them in the replies.
You’re a “fuckin Tony” for someone who might arrive and eat an onion.
"Throttler" and "Stroker" are two insults that are finding increasingly wide applicability, at least in my world
Scranno. NFI where that came from (and I suspect it's not in widespread use), but it amuses me.
There are any number of variations on 'You're a few X short of a Y' (eg tinnies/sixpack, or wankers/yacht-club).